do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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