I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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