that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I want to walk on stilts...naked
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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