yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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