In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
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