I feel like abortions should bother me more
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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