Nicole vs. Life
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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