I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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