I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
