and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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