He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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