So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
