chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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