then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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