Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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