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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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