Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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