did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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