Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
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I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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