and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Randomize
