After last night, I could never be a politician.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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