I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think I am morally bankrupt
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
