i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Shame - the story of my life.
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