well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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