It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
