did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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