I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
