I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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