What a fucking waste of an outfit
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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