The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Sext me about skeletons
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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