This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize