do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
love makes seman taste better
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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