Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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