Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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