Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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