no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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