I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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