So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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