I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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