Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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