Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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