Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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