Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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