turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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