yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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