Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
ok first of all what the fuck
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