I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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