This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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