it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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