i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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