is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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